i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I am naked and annoyed.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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