Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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