some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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