There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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