I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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