No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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