mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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