Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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