ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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