I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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