Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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