I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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