weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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