But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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