we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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