If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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