Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
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vagina is talking i cant
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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