Swine flu. Run for my life!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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