You surviving the open bar?
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We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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