Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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