just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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