that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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