I wish i was in the wii world.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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