Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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