i will never coherently bang her
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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