Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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