is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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