The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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