I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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