I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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