ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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