Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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