We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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