Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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