The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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