What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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