Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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