Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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