You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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