Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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