Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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