I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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