sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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