My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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