We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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