afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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