Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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