White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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