just come out here and I will go home with you...
You smell like stripper and shame
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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