Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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