im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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