i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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