got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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