You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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